Bad News at My Doorstep - Surprises After a Target Shoot
December 11, 2009
A couple of weeks ago, I got a call at night. The conversation was in Hebrew but since most of you reading are not familiar with the language....
"Ruvy?" The fellow sounded familiar, but I couldn't place him.
"Yes?" I waited.
"Ruvy, we have target practice scheduled for next week. You have a choice between Monday the 7th and Wednesday the 9th."
I sighed. I really didn't need this. The target practice was to make sure I could still carry the M16 I use on guard duty for the village - which is now, for me, the effort to stay awake in a patrol truck between 02:00 and 05:00 in the wee hours of the morning. If I didn't go, I wouldn't be able to carry the weapon or go on patrol, and another 250 shekels would be added to my monthly taxes to the village of Ma'ale Levona. When I get rich, I won't care. In the meantime, I go on patrol.
I turned all this over in my head. I was busy on Monday. I had a meeting in Jerusalem to try to figure out what my oldest son, who is leaving high school, would do next year. On Wednesday, we was supposed to be in the south of the country for "parents day" at the pre-military academy our younger son is attending.
"Nu, Ruvy? What should I put you down for? Monday or Wednesday?" The security officer of the village, Itzik, like most Israelis, was extremely impatient.
"What time does it start?" I asked him. "About 17:00 - like last time," he answered me. Last time, I waited for hours for the idiots to get started. A pig in molasses moves faster than the IDF when it comes to working with civilians. Even the Israel Police are more efficient!
For clarification, also read Confrontation at Ma'ale Levona